Sent this to the boy she shagged the previous night
Ah pistachios. So delicious, you’d never dream of obliterating the taste with flavourings and spices. That is until my discovery of chilli and lime pistachios. This was later confirmed by a delivery of Mississippi BBQ pistachios and my mind has therefore been blown.
As an avid carnivore, I have been persuaded by my beloved housemate to redirect my Tumblr blog to my love of meat. My ability to eat is astounding, I should be morbidly obese with the amount I consume yet I somehow mysteriously remain a size 8. I hope you enjoy reading my blog as much as I enjoy eating the meals that I’m writing about.
Right, I haven’t been on tumblr in weeks and have just had a notification for this so could you please enlighten me on what I originally said?
..when you realize that you’re really hungry just after you’ve brushed your teeth? It’s a cruel world.
Her proudest conquest was when she slept with 3 men in one week,
and with 2 within 24 hours, havoc was reaped.
She loves the cock even though she doesn’t eat meat,
and has metal bars piercing through both of her teats.
She partook in a threesome with Elinor and Ricky
but ran out crying when it became tricky.
Gin is the culprit behind most of her antics
Her sex life can only be described as frantic.
She’s more than partial to having semen on her chest
In fact, that’s when she finds life at its best.
Resides in Swansea, the theatre of dreams
Nicknamed by Richard Owens’ mother as the hareem
respectively, for the housewarming party. The vegetarian brings me meat and the avid meat-eater brings me a plant.