Sent this to the boy she shagged the previous night

Sent this to the boy she shagged the previous night

Ah pistachios. So delicious, you’d never dream of obliterating the taste with flavourings and spices. That is until  my discovery of chilli and lime pistachios. This was later confirmed by a delivery of Mississippi BBQ pistachios and my mind has therefore been blown.

Ah pistachios. So delicious, you’d never dream of obliterating the taste with flavourings and spices. That is until my discovery of chilli and lime pistachios. This was later confirmed by a delivery of Mississippi BBQ pistachios and my mind has therefore been blown.

The after shot. I then proceeded to finish elinor’s half eaten 12oz steak.

The after shot. I then proceeded to finish elinor’s half eaten 12oz steak.

The before shot. Full rack of ribs with Jack Daniels sauce with chips.

The before shot. Full rack of ribs with Jack Daniels sauce with chips.

A dedication to Meat

As an avid carnivore, I have been persuaded by my beloved housemate to redirect my Tumblr blog to my love of meat. My ability to eat is astounding, I should be morbidly obese with the amount I consume yet I somehow mysteriously remain a size 8. I hope you enjoy reading my blog as much as I enjoy eating the meals that I’m writing about.

SERIOUS? THAT'S SO FUCKING COOL! Love that band. And how are you Kim? How's Jac now? You still around Ponthenri or back in Swansea?

Right, I haven’t been on tumblr in weeks and have just had a notification for this so could you please enlighten me on what I originally said?

Don’t you just hate it..

..when you realize that you’re really hungry just after you’ve brushed your teeth? It’s a cruel world.

A little taster of this year’s Halloween costume.

A little taster of this year’s Halloween costume.

A prize will be rewarded to anyone who can postulate the mystery character behind this rap song.

Her proudest conquest was when she slept with 3 men in one week,

and with 2 within 24 hours, havoc was reaped.

She loves the cock even though she doesn’t eat meat,

and has metal bars piercing through both of her teats.

She partook in a threesome with Elinor and Ricky

but ran out crying when it became tricky.

Gin is the culprit behind most of her antics

Her sex life can only be described as frantic.

She’s more than partial to having semen on her chest

In fact, that’s when she finds life at its best.

Resides in Swansea, the theatre of dreams

Nicknamed by Richard Owens’ mother as the hareem

Rhi and Kim got me Oxtail soup and a plant

junkyardgod89:

respectively, for the housewarming party. The vegetarian brings me meat and the avid meat-eater brings me a plant.